cover letter
Dear Big Scary World or Madam:

I have just completed my third year in the dual degree program between Barnard College and the Jewish Theological Seminary. In college, I have concentrated in Philosophy and Jewish Law; after college I hope to apply my knowledge to *insert career path here, particularly one with relevance to my useless majors*.

I am (out of luck when it comes to my previous plans for the summer and am) interested in finding gainful employment with your organization

Through (irrelevant, infantile) internships and other work experiences, I have accumulated (absolutely no) skills. I would like to utilize these skills within a challenging environment.

Please please please please please hire me I promise I'll be good and won't pee on the couch or anything and please please please let me be your file bitch please?

Thank you for your consideration,
Poor College Student

PS:
Short of any actual opportunites, how on earth does one find a reputable temp agency? because, oddly enough, no office seems to want me for more than a day.

PPS:
I'm serious about the temp agencies. They seem like a good way to make money, but they also seem sort of sketch...